Argos Screwed Me Over!

Basically Argos stores have screwed me over throughout my short life. I have been poorly served by there power mad staff (who look like trolls), I have been ripped off, and given shoddy merchandise, and been forced to spend hours of my time wading through an essentially shit catalogue to try and find a battery pack, whilst watching death numming adverts featuring Richard E Grant or 'Zacky Baby'.

Argos seem to try and ruin my life at every available opportunity. But what really pissed me off is their attitude. I originally set up a website called Argosisgay.20m.com, some time back. It too featured all of my grievences and hopes. I said quite clearly that if Argos sent me an apology, I'd delete the website. Did I get an apology? like hell I did, but did the site get deleted, hell yes cause those twats at Argos complained to my administrator and got it banned!!!! Argos is now trying to screw me out of my free speech!

R.I.P. ArgosisGay.20m.com "We hardly had a chance to get to know one another, you were so young. So pure and thoughtful until those censorship bastards got you."

1. The Poor Quality Service

2. The legions upon legions of hideously ugly staff

3. Patronising Adverts

4. Being made to wait instore for 30 minutes for some headphones that they'd lost, only for them to be behind the counter

5. The lack of goods on display

6. Never having the goods not on display in stock

7. The long waiting times for deliveries

8. Argos Additions

9. The number calling machine

10. DELETING MY WEBSITE!!!

If you want to be ripped off,

And Scratch that Retail Itch,

Then dance on down to Argos,

And Become a Corperate Bitch...

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